Shit Happens, Deal With It

Here’s some pics of Femshep’s dress in ME3 if they haven’t been posted yet.

darthempress:

missammy:

princesscheesecake:

darthempress:

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Okay, I am normally pretty “lol whatever” when it comes to some of the bad designs Bioware has come up with in these games but just oh sweet jesus that dress I cannot. Like maybe it wouldn’t be that bad except for the fact that the top is cut like a tank top and combined with the leathery texture of the dress, it just does not make for a flattering look at all. Not a super big fan of those shoes, either.

One thing is for sure, Amelise Shepard will not be caught dead in this thing.

(Also apologies if anyone actually likes it but I am just kind of picky about fashion and character design.)

Yes! It’s an odd combination of the two and it’s weird. Like it could get a lot worse, but not really. Not liking the tank top cut.

I just really like the Kasumi DLC dress can I have that back? Caterina Shepard looks fabulous in it.

Agreed!  This dress looked fabulous on EVERY Shepard! <3

All of this could have been prevented if only Shepard had had a sassy gay friend

  1. jasminepearl reblogged this from darthempress
  2. zyrenskistudios reblogged this from vanessacsketch and added:
    I don’t think it looks bad, but it’s not the prettiest dress. Mostly because the material it’s made of looks like...
  3. sourvixen reblogged this from princesscheesecake and added:
    that? No. Just … no.
  4. iamanarmadillo reblogged this from shadesofmauve and added:
    I think I might have seen this at American Apparel.
  5. shadesofmauve reblogged this from darthempress and added:
    I… And that, my friends, is why Vega should...male Shepards! (No, I kid, such...
  6. darthfruitbasket reblogged this from shadesofmauve and added:
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SRSLY. I have one Shep who, in my head!canon, is about 6’0” and v. slim. She’d probably rock that,...
  7. teleutelilybloom reblogged this from kamidoodles and added:
    I… WHAT. Even the dress in Kasumi’s DLC wasn’t this bad u____u I am going to stick to the hoodie and the blue shirt and...
  8. futsin reblogged this from kamidoodles and added:
    I looked for only a glimpse, for a glimpse was all I could stand. AUHGUAHghhh… seriously. And I loved the ME2 dress. :|...
  9. kamidoodles reblogged this from vanessacsketch and added:
    is… is that pleather? what are you doing shep? also how is she walking.
  10. vanessacsketch reblogged this from thesilverfeatheredraven and added:
    Because the dress from Kasumi’s mission was too pretty, I suppose. It looks like a diving suit remade into a dress and I...
  11. havissard reblogged this from foxybcosplay and added:
    Where is the back of that dress? Why did they give Shep less ass than Ashley? COME ON. Stop playing favourites and give...
  12. dhgfashe reblogged this from maaseffect and added:
    I will so be rocking the N7 hoodie in game every chance I get :)
  13. darthempress reblogged this from fuzzyscribbles and added:
    It’s funny because I think her lower abdomen area is good and looks muscular but it’s like her shoulder width has...
  14. xannerz reblogged this from darthempress
  15. maaseffect reblogged this from darthempress and added:
    finally looked and 1) what is going on with that necklace 2) it feels...they wanted some...
  16. anarya-c reblogged this from foxybcosplay and added:
    Come on guys how bad could it be? *clicks through* …oh. Uggggghhhhhhhhh it looks like it’s made of latex. WTF, art...
  17. chupicron reblogged this from princesscheesecake and added:
    … I hope they didn’t change the figure of your custom Femsheps to match the one they gave the new Femshep default model....
  18. seruphim reblogged this from darthempress and added:
    All of this could have been prevented if only Shepard had had a sassy gay friend
  19. fuzzyscribbles reblogged this from foxybcosplay and added:
    she is a little too skinny..and that’s coming from someone who is 5’ 4” and 106 lbs :/ I wish she was more..idk.. I just...
  20. vanad reblogged this from darthempress and added:
    Uhh, nope, not mine. I hated having to look at it during Kasumi’s mission. But I am not a dress person in general. And I...
  21. trojanphoenix reblogged this from darthempress and added:
    dress, but Shepherd’s thinness bothers me more.
  22. foxybcosplay reblogged this from thesilverfeatheredraven
  23. toastybluetwo reblogged this from thesilverfeatheredraven and added:
    Gabby doesn’t wear the Katsumi dress and won’t wear this horrendous thing. She’ll stick to the white work uniform or...
  24. firaxa reblogged this from thesilverfeatheredraven and added:
    fucking tacky dress, no way in hell my Shep is going to don that dollar bin disaster
  25. nexttrickanvils reblogged this from thesilverfeatheredraven and added:
    Yeah that’s a really hideous dress, I’m going to pass. :\
  26. thesilverfeatheredraven reblogged this from historymiss and added:
    I’m going to have to agree. That is a pretty ugly dress.
  27. neonreverberations reblogged this from darthempress and added:
    awful. Bioware what are you thinking?
  28. urdnot-mordin reblogged this from princesscheesecake and added:
    Yes! It’s an odd combination of the two and it’s weird. Like it could get a lot worse, but not really. Not liking the...
  29. historymiss reblogged this from commanderdudebro and added:
    except… Hello horrendously ugly dress!
  30. commanderdudebro reblogged this from princesscheesecake and added:
    lasdl;fl;kkjasdf AHAHAHA oh gosh shepard dem hips. that dress is not flattering at all
  31. princesscheesecake reblogged this from darthempress and added:
    am normally pretty “lol whatever” when it comes to some of...bad designs Bioware has come...
  32. urdnot-mordin said: That *is* an ugly necklace. I want to keep the one from Kasumi’s DLC that looked super cute.
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