What's better than one Garrus?
Two Garrus’! Duh
A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Me: I saw that already
When you talk to people outside of Tumblr and...
Me: omfg send help I'm dying
Me: i can't even omg
Them: you can't even what?
Me: I just can't even okay I just tHEY ARE TOO PERFECT IM SOBBING I CAN'T
Them: WOW WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ALL OF A SUDDEN
Me: I just have a lot of feelings aojhshfkndjfoejfomdvoebmo
Them: .....what is that
Me: my feelings on a keyboard sIGH
Me: UGH I HATE THEM FOR DOING THIS TO ME NO THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE ALL OF THE FEELS sjkdjdncdenci
Them: then why don't you just stop reading/watching all of that stuff if you hate them?
Me: nO I CAN'T ARE YOU CRAZY I LOVE THEM SUHOUHVDHIFJEOFJ THEY'RE KILLING ME BECAUSE FEELINGS BUT I LOVE THEM THEY'RE MY BABIES
Them: wow it's just fictional characters/celebrities, stop overreacting, you're being dramatic
Me: NO OKAY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Them: I understand plenty, you're being dramatic like I said
Me: NO YOU DON'T GET IT suchdifhrojgorgjorgjo ugh my emotions I can't take this tHEY ARE FLAWLESS
Me: literally dead omfg
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
I’ve decided that I must keep Ashley alive this play through. Not for any completionist-whore issues but because in Mass Effect 3 I want to have a headcanon where Shep pulls Ashley aside and says “I kiss both cheeks of a Turian.. and a lot more than that.” This needs to happen.
Marshall (How I Met Your Mother) is pissing me off now. He’s calling Robin a slut for sleeping with a guy and says you should only do it for love. Never mind the fact that Barney has been having sex with ten million girls throughout the whole show.
“She should be into me by now” -Ted, How I Met Your Mother I will fucking kill you Ted And Robin, you are not helping! Do not tell him that persistence pays off! He’s a douchebag and you’re much better off without him And now he’s using the receptionist… *sigh*
After playing through a Bioware romance:
I have an ME1 problem
obviouslygeeky: seruphim: where I really want to keep Ashley alive because I’ve never kept her alive before but I can’t bring myself to do it because she pisses me off with her racist remarks What do I do? DOES SHE GET BETTER?? If you dislike her that much it probably isn’t worth keeping her alive because she will most likely continue to piss you off. Ashley and Kaidan have the same...
ackn0w1edged: conversationparade: HORRIFIED SCREAM
I saw some Wrex porn and I got really excited cause it was really well done and I followed the link to to deviantart and it was fucking Ashley/Wrex! D< WHY DOES THE FANDOM PAIR MY MOST HATED CHARACTER WITH ONE OF MY MOST LOVED CHARACTERS? I DON’T UNDERSTAND
reyairia asked: Glad to know I'm not the only one who would romance Wrex if he was available. >.>;
sonic-hip-attack replied to your post: bloodymack20 replied to your post: bloodymack20… FANGIRL RAGE! haha I just really don’t like Ashley in ME1. I know she makes a lot of strides after Horizon and in ME3, but… bleh. Army brat, xenophobia, religious overtones? No thanks. Don’t forget the poetry she just loves to recite to you bloodymack20 replied to your post: bloodymack20 replied...
sanityscraps: jerrymuffinbutt: Also, my Shepard survived because fuck you Catalyst. Modding FTW. Origin fixed it so the save modding doesn’t work, but I think I can still fuck with the coalesced file and make her live that way. Because fuck you, EA. I shouldn’t have to play a multiplayer campaign which I hate to make my Shepard live just so you can maybe get some more money from me (which...
bloodymack20 replied to your post: bloodymack20 replied to your post: I have an ME1… I saved her my last time, it was so completely different. With Kaidan, there’s all this sexual tension in EVERY conversation, but with Ash it’s like shep and her are bro’s with major trust issues. def worth trying but I didn’t keep that save ;) lol well I never have sexual tension with Kaidan cause...
Plans for tonight: Play ME1 Take stalker pictures of every Turian I come across Watch How I Met Your Mother Try not to strangle Ted as I watch it Get off tumblr so all of this can be accomplished
bloodymack20 replied to your post: I have an ME1 problem I hate her too. And honestly, I didn’t really find her that much more enjoyable in 3. Although she does have this cute drunk scene. It’s a shame cause if she didn’t hate garrus I would probably enjoy her character a lot because of how strong she is augh yes this is my exact problem I’ve realized I’ll probably end up saving her...
I saw Benezia in ME1 and all I could think about were Aethyta’s comments about her bosom and I couldn’t stop and I missed my chance to get some good Saren screenshots xD oh well